Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q:What does a duck get after he eats?
A: A bill
Q:Why did the duck cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!